Total Medals Earned: 422 (From 70 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,190 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Your very first gold!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (95/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/65 points)
3x dead
First time dead
Completing a level without accident
Use a chainsaw
Help Harry find his way home
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (100/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Commit suicide 15 times
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?